UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!

I'm not sure if I'll actually finish this blog. Which means that this intro will really be for me...thus making it entirely pointless. In the rare chance that I do finish the blog, however, then it is hereby dedicated to all of YOU. Congratulations. All of YOU meaning the one, maybe two people who may happen to take a glance at this. So, to you select people, good job. A big thumbs up is coming your way. I would look up a picture of a big thumb but...that's lame. And I'm way too lazy to do something like that. This is my third attempt at this blog. It's not that I couldn't think of anything to say for the other two so much as the fact that I kept starting a blog, get sidetracked, and then come back to find...that I'd lost all interest in the subject at hand. But don't worry, the other two blogs are safe in the Draft box. Do you think people actually use the draft thing? Like, really? I mean, sure, I saved my other two before I shut the window but that doesn't mean that I ever plan on using them again. Blogs can't be used more than once. It's just bad tact.

As the title aptly states, this blogs sole purpose is to show new 'updates' of my life. And the update is...that I survived the Johnson family reunion. So many funny tales to tell, not enough energy in the world to tell them. You see, the reason my other two blogs got sent to the Draft box was because I would make the mistake of trying to tell some of the better stories from the week. I'd get started, get bored, and then kill the blog entirely. I'm a blog killa. It's what I do.

In other news...I watched The Dark Knight again last night. And the verdict is...it's still amazing. All two and a half hours of it. This marks my fourth viewing of it...the third being in Cannon Beach. That's right Tom (if you are indeed reading this), we've started a new tradition! Albeit it didn't carry the same intensity that the last movie escape did, what with this one being planned and all, but it did break up the monotony that is Cannon Beach Oregon. Just to give you a hint at how boring it can be out there, I finished the first two twilight books during the last half of the week. It's not that I'm a fast reader so much as the fact that we just didn't do anything out there. Not that there is a ton of stuff to be done anyways...besides the regular schedule, that is. And, really, that can only entertain for so long. How many rotting fish covered in crabs do I honestly need to see before I can call my life complete?

Despite how dreadfully monotonous it can be out there I did get to mix it up by going to the weapons shop again. For those of you who don't know, the weapons shop is a shop that carries...weapons. Lots of 'em. Maces, axes, broadswords, crossbows, throwing knives...etc. etc. It's basically a Cabellos for nerds. Anyways, I was having a pretty good time until it suddenly dawned on me that I was alone with the owner in a room stock full of deadly weapons. It's about that time that I started to run certain scenarios through my mind...I mean, the guy owns and sells hundreds of dangerous weapons each and every day...there's gotta be something wrong with him. Needless to say, I was much quicker in my browsing than in previous visits.

And...really, that's all I have to say. As the fat piggy says, "That's all folks!"

Gratzi.